Squaring the Culture

"...and I will make justice the plumb line, and righteousness the level;
then hail will sweep away the refuge of lies,
and the waters will overflow the secret place."
Isaiah 28:17

03/22/2009 (7:39 am)

Green Hell

Doug Giles wrote a sweet little denunciation of global warming hysteria for Townhall.com that contains some prose that expresses how I feel with remarkable clarity, so I’m going to let him have the floor for a moment. Take it away, Doug:

For instance, if I buy a small car it will be because I want to buy a small car. I bought my wife a beautiful Mini CooperS, not because some green jackass shamed us into it but because it is a screaming little high-quality ride, a veritable street legal go cart that she can park in a mailbox, which is important in a place like Miami (not to mention she looks smoking hot in it, as well).

However, now that we, the slaves of Obamaland, are being humiliated by “them” to get a Thumbelina car that goes at a top speed of 20mph and runs on Balinese spider monkey urine, I’ve decided to sell the Mini and get the Ford F-1150 Global Warmer with the Middle Finger Package that visibly melts the polar ice caps and turns the sky black when you crank it up. Matter of fact, I think I’ll get two: one for her to drive and one just to start and let run in my driveway.

“Middle Finger Package.” Yup, that says it pretty well.

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March 22, 2009 @ 10:48 am #

“Middle Finger Package.”

That is the best line about the phony green scare I could ever here!

March 23, 2009 @ 9:20 am #

And that’s why, in a nutshell, I bought a 5.7 V8 Tundra.And I love it….
especially when I am stopped next to smoking hot women in their minis….

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